150 Ways To Say Vagina! NEW VIDEO
By Buck on Dec 15, 2007 in Uncategorized
Happy Saturday!! I hope you are enjoying your weekend! I had a busy day of shooting my weekly thing for Fox, getting a hair cut and ……I think that is all. Well it felt busy!
I hope you enjoyed tonight’s episode about Paris and Britney’s “Sex Tape”! Can you imagine?! I think my idea for it was funny and in truth -how it would go down!
(THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!) HA!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x-U4R-weCrQ
Let me know what you think?! Also- THANK YOU TO PATRICIA for the list of 150 Way to say Vagina! I posted a video here with a few more! I feel like such a little school girl giggling!
Have a great rest of your weekend! Stay Warm! I will be writing all day tomorrow- so feel free to post some show ideas/story links here!
Love, Michael “Buck”
Cool-first reply!! Wow, does anyone even say this?????????? Who THINKS of these? And what’s with the clams? It’s like Hatchet vs Genitals all over again!! My favorites are:
1. meat curtains
2. rattlesnake canyon
3. holster
4. break pads
5. pink truffle
6. boy in the canoe
7. wilt chamberlin’s daily glove
8. davy jones’ locker
9. stop and pop
10. ENCHILLADA OF LOVE (lol)
p.s. nice singing
mistakenforasoul reply on December 20, 2007:
what happened to “the britney” lmao…pink taco and meat curtains oh lord. its my vagina box damnit..pull shapes!!!!lol omg….love you buck!!!
liz reply on December 29, 2007:
i’m such a bad person this isn’t a reply just making shore ya see it buck!I AM a huge fan buck.I luv quoting you, every thing you say is great.have you tried playing guitar hero 3 ,it’s soo hard but soo much fun?how can i email you ,i’m so bad with tecnology that i can’t figure it out, arn’t teens supposed to be good with this stuff?is it pull shapes or poll shapes I still don’t know?luv ya michael/buck please reply!
summerluvv0x | Dec 15, 2007 | Reply
I just about chocked when I saw the title of this video… Way to go Buck!
gamefreakgirl84 reply on December 15, 2007:
My faves:
Meat Curtains
Vertical Smile
Bacon Hole
Republic of Labia
Bunny Tuffed ha!
Bald Biscuit
Nappy Roots (ahahaha!)
The Vegetarian’s Temptation (WTB?!)
Fun video, will def be sharing this one, lol. ^_^
LudovicaAuzolas reply on January 3, 2008:
i know i laughed my ass off, i was typing a myspace message while this was in the backround and i laughed my ass off!
gamefreakgirl84 | Dec 15, 2007 | Reply
Bacon hole? Ew, that is so nasty:) My favorite is mound of Venus.
AutumnGypsy7 | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
richard’s house? that’s a little out there. but i’m sure it’s cause people named Richard are called Dick. I’m not sure WHY they would choose to be called that, but hey!
Mara | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
I didn’t understand some of those names, but some of them were really funny.:-p I loved your singing, I love the brady bunch:-)
MimiMarquez21 | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
ROFL AT THIS
MoonlitSoup | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
the link to yo youtube vid aint workin dahlign
MoonlitSoup | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
LOL your face after “will chamberlain’s daily glove” is sooo funny!
kdidley | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
omg, i was thinking of that episode yesterday! i remember feeling so bad for her when i saw it when i was like 10, but thinking about it now, i just have to laugh at her. schadenfreude and all that lol.
piglesius | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
Wow….it goes there!
awakenthenight | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
What about punani? I need to add parking lot. That’s what by 4yo calls it. My cousin used to say kit kat.
maymajesty | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
Hehe…Dick is the shortened form of Richard (god knows why) so I would assume Richards House = Dicks house. Wordplay! Do you love it?
Schizmo | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
Richard’s house means [since Dick is the short term for Richard]
Dick’s House
DemonHalo | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
lol right i’ve now said something already said
aye
DemonHalo | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
How about cockpit?
That’s one of my favorites!
dajsauce | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
LOL cockpit is hilarious!
velocity246 | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
I want buck to past the list lol
dragontrack46 | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
so are you going to do a 150 ways to say penis edition?
dragontrack46 reply on December 16, 2007:
That would be hilarious
Destiny | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
post*
dragontrack46 | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
omg PIPETTES ON YAHOO HOME PAGE!!!
PIPETTES ON YAHOO HOME PAGE!!!
it’s the video for “Because It’s Not Love (But It’s Still a Feeling)”
just thought i’d share
piglesius | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
a cute way>> the missing path
bichapower | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
ewwwwww…
this is so wrong.
XD
loltastic | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
my friend has a yappy little dog named cooter
Lena reply on December 16, 2007:
OMG I feel sorry for the dog- lol
sueslangford reply on December 17, 2007:
poor dog he was named after a vagina!
evlangelfire | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
ROFL.
“I cured my genital warts”
That’s the ad I’m getting at the bottom of the screen!
I found this video hilarious too, funnier than the actually show. Good work.
You deliver all the names perfectly.
“Queef Quarters — that’s disgusting.”
jaromani | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
You have to post the list Buck! You have to!
Lena | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
i think that u should call some1 a plastic little spastic like amanda bynes said as penny pingleton in HAIRSPRAY
iLyLOTS14 | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
That was hilarious! And you look especially handsome in this video.
Love ya!
PS: You’re a vegetarian? That’s awesome! I’m a vegan myself!
Isabelle | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
Haha, loved it. Next should be 150 ways to say penis edition!! Or sometime in the future!
stayc_charley | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
Funny AND Educational.
I wish you luck on your writing for this week. And I think you should send a message to bacterial infections everywhere that they should stop interfering with our Reality TV programs. First ANTM, now Project Runway. Frankly, I’m sick of it.
hermeticsdemon | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
The Vegetarian’s Temptation…… i think i found my new online handle!
sueslangford reply on December 17, 2007:
that was my favorite!
janinedesiree | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
the unmentionable- i love it!
Dana | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
I don’t think I heard anything about a ninja boot on that list.
Chadderandom | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
I love how this video shows ads that says: “Pictures of vaginal cysts” or “menstrual pictures.” That’s great.
She forgot Bajingo.
jax6484 | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
buck! post a link to the list or something! i want to read them all!!
xoxo
-Ryan
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Buck reply on December 16, 2007:
LOL i would feel too dirty!!!
Ryan | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
Does the list have this one… talking about discusting!
HUSBAND HOLE!
Suzzu | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
Can you imagine an OBGYN saying these things?
“Hello Mrs. Smith. How’s your enchilada of love?”
“Oh, I ate that last night. It was good.”
groovyflamingoboy | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
Sick, but oh so funny!!! Eww on some, but omg your facial expressions make it so hillarious. Have a great day: )
BTW, great job on your BRIT/PARIS vid, it shows them not you. The green was very cool!!!
Reggie
regamom | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
Hey buck, loved the WTB on YT. So funny! Especially the end with the mr rogers song!!! And the 150 ways to say vagina, i played to my mom over the phone, and she was laughing so hard. She usually does with your videos.
I had to do it!! Hope you are safe with all this crazy weather! Love ya xoxo
Leigh
lchildre reply on December 16, 2007:
oh yeah forgot to say how funny it was that you were laughing hahaha and dont you love the ads at the bottom? anatomy pictures, menastration, (ok, I’ll go on a buck limb here, I can’t spell shut up! haha) masterbation..etc LOL
One I heard a while back was va-jay-jay and who-ha, but I think you said that one. Take care hon
lchildre | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
Cooter is the one my family always uses. Oddly enough, before any of them ever realized cooter meant vagina, my uncle named his dog cooter. Apparently he found it online on a list of dog names. So now he’s stuck with a Shih Tzu named cooter.
Meagan | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
We call it coochie here instead of cooter. It’s the Tex-Mex version. And I definitely say Vuh-Jay-Jay all the time.
KT80 | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
My favorite word for lesbian: Vaginatarian
SmashThSilence | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
I laughed at several of those, but my favorite has to be Vegetarian’s Temptation XD I laughed for a good eight seconds.
Henry | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
Celine Dion’s last performance: http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5g2TPlbUDm5Hku29IQQ_GwtjFDIYwD8TIF4080
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20166633,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines
How much would it take to marry for money? (You can say something about Anna Nicole or K-Fed.)
http://biz.yahoo.com/wallstreet/071214/sb119760031991928727_id.html?.v=1
Howie of Backstreet Boys gets married:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20165250,00.html
Henry | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
These are hilarious. I love your face at 2:24!!
lifeinacndyswrl | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
You’re vegetarian??
MirrorMiddle | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
My Great Aunt Jane a.ka.Aunt Koo-Koo (I swear) called it a “Chicago” not sure why but thats what she called it!
You were too funny when you were reading the list, LOVED the facial expression!! I felt the same way!
love you bitch!
kmomma | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
Lolz… that’s so bad. Who ever came up with these has to much time on there hands >D
My faves are:
1) Easy bake Oven
2) horn of Plenty
xDDD
That-Kid | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
did u 4get pussy????? i don’t c it on ur list!!!!! or is the word i use just really commen??????? mkgtweety p.s. i like the word pussy!!!! just so fun 2 say!!!!! {well, 2 me at least!!!!!!}
mkgtweety | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
What about “Hoochie Coo”? I used to say that alot. And then there was this slut that lived down the street and everyone used to say that she gave out “Coochie Coupons”
LOL!
~Meg/pixe246
Lost_Wings246 | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
wow that is so hilarious!! what were the ones you wouldnt say?? I feel like im being left out here! my cousin used to call it her china. ive also heard it be referred to as a moochie-moo, and muut. strange huh.
Paulaanna4 | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
im gonna start calling a vagina these things
MonsterAttack | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
These are so funny! My boyfriend and I like to make up new words like that. He thinks I made up “cooter” LOL. He loves that one and I don’t have the heart to tell him I copied it.
skkitt2 | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
“Sausage Wallet, did I say that one?”
I nearly crapped myself at that one! HAHAHAHA
bb79826 | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
Soo funny….Yeah I’d like to hear the ones you didn’t say. I really loved the “neighbor” one
NtheRAW | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
I laughed so hard when the ad shoeing below you was for vaginal cysts…and then on the youtube video at the end with your tongue flying left and right!!! No Wonder you’re GAY!! It’s up and down sweetcheaks!
jodima | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA! *falls off couch*
TarynActress | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
MARSHA,MARSHA, MARSHA lmfao this is to funny. that one is for the non gay vegitarians lol michael
ImJustRobyn | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
I wanna hear the ones you wouldn’t say!
I didn’t hear my favorite one!
NutCheese | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
Personally, I like Pink Taco.
TwoGoofballs | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
lol sausage wallet i call them double clankers
clikemenow | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
Cooch!
ryancmysho | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
i love you, but i can’t even watch this video. i had a hard time watching you on what the buck show…..there is something wrong about hearing your brother say these words….
-sister
ps. what do you want for christmas? maybe your viewers can give me some suggestions.
Debbie | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
that was funny…and good delivery too. your (buck’s) faces are major!
edonna | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
I used to know some people who called it china too! I like all the pretty ones like jewel box and golden palace.
I can’t believe Davy Jones’ locker was one of them! I will never watch Pirates of the Caribbean the same again! They talk about it all the time with fear in their voices, LOL!
maj55tl4 | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
HELLO PEE WEE HERMAN DID YOU CHANGE A LITTLE YOUR LOOK? OH PERHAPS IT’S ME YOU ARE JUST THE SAME MOST STUPID PERSON IN THE PLANET.
P.S. HEY IS THERE ANY VIDEO WITH YOUR BICICLE? BEEP BEEP)) OHH O OH OH
invasoreo | Dec 17, 2007 | Reply
Hehe I’m pretty sure the “Davy Jones’ Locker” is in reference to the place where sailors go when they die at sea, not the singer from the Monkees, as much as I love him.
LuckyViolinist | Dec 17, 2007 | Reply
Oh God! That’s so funny, My faves:
1) Enchilada of love
Wet Seal ???????????
2)Vertical Smile
3)Pink Taco
4)Meat Curtins
5) Man in the boat
6) Boy in The canoe
7) Republic of Labia (hahahaha)
And Bald Bisket!!! Great SO FUNNY!
And
BreakfastML | Dec 17, 2007 | Reply
OMG! Funny story I have it’s really funny!
Well my friend found out what twit means and thought it was really funyn and then a few days later swore never to say it again! So she’s just like “I’m gonna say TWAT now! It’s twit with an A! Oh I’m so smart!” and I just started laughing and until I saw I this I forgot to tell her what twat means! So, I’m gonna tell her tomorrow I can’t wait to see what she says!!!
Thanks for reminding me! :]
ThatFunnyThingOverThere | Dec 17, 2007 | Reply
Well Buck,
I’ve been telling you for a while now..I am your Marsha Brady and you are my Davy Jones. YOU JUST PROVED IT YEA! I feel like you were singing to me personally. LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
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ILUVBUCK | Dec 17, 2007 | Reply
thats kinda gross lol but with u sayin it makes it bareable ahahah && the singing was awsome!!!!
LOVEU BUCK!!!!
Nikkii | Dec 17, 2007 | Reply
It’s called Richard’s house, because people called Richard are usually nicknamed Dick. Haha, you pronounced twat wrong by the way. Still love you though!:)
Ayako-chan | Dec 17, 2007 | Reply
I still say ‘vajayjay’ is pretty awesome! I like ‘enchilada of love’ too, though!
You should do a video like this for the word penis! There are plenty of words for that!!
rockinhamburger | Dec 17, 2007 | Reply
I love Davey Jones!
Brady Bunch references!
sjdr1426 | Dec 17, 2007 | Reply
MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA!!!! You are so funny, hey how bout choochie, my grandmother called hers Margaret after her daughter in law that she hated! I swear she did until her death she called it that even after my uncle divorced her.
sueslangford | Dec 17, 2007 | Reply
wow your skin looks great in this video!! did you just get a facial?
love ya buck!!!
jlmason83 | Dec 17, 2007 | Reply
great, now i’m curious about “the forbidden” ones :p aww, post a link or something, i want to know xD
god, there are some great names in there, some juck ones as well, but they’re all hilarious. they should make versions of other body parts as well (not specifying, use your imagination) lol
Rikku | Dec 17, 2007 | Reply
how about the great unknown chasm…since the majority of str8 guys don’t know really much of anything on how to please it lol… my aunt used to call it her her baby bunker.
felineboi82 | Dec 17, 2007 | Reply
I like to say “vajayjay” “bajingo” “yoohoo” and “lady parts”.
I love my vagina.
moodring54 | Dec 17, 2007 | Reply
I figured out Richard’s House….Dick is short for Richard….get it?
Dick’s House? LMAO
And I figured out Vegitarian’s Temptation I think…..You know how men refer to their penises as their “meat”??? Think about it
One that my friend unintentionally made up was the “Pink Cave” The funny story behind that one is she refers to her actual HOUSE as the Pink Cave b/c it’s decorated with a lot of pink. She posted a thread that said “Come into the Pink Cave” which totally sounds gross, but when you opened the thread there were pictures of her HOUSE!!! :rofl:
Monster | Dec 17, 2007 | Reply
NOW I see that many others have already figured out Richard’s House before me. I’m such a doofus.
Monster | Dec 17, 2007 | Reply
I just call it a vajay-jay.
darkfirelights | Dec 18, 2007 | Reply
Cooter?? Wasn’t Cooter on Andy Griffith? or was it Dukes of Hazard?
Some of those are just hysterical XD
Vai | Dec 18, 2007 | Reply
My favorites:
-meat curtains
-pink taco
-jewel box
-brake pads
-cooter, and
-tempermental ring piece
So funny!
Nickster25 | Dec 18, 2007 | Reply
Ok, 2:20-2:24 is possibly the funniest 4 seconds ever committed to video. I am dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
shutthefrontdoor | Dec 19, 2007 | Reply
Miranda Baily’s “STOP starin at my v- JJ!!!” said to George O’Malley by Miranda Bailey during her childbirth scene as he delivers her baby is my fave!
I love it
mzjazz37 | Dec 22, 2007 | Reply
i love your haircut and being a guru of hair i can spot a good cut. you look great talking about my suzy thats what i call it any way…what could be left to say but WOOT
imahairguru | Dec 25, 2007 | Reply
I didn’t catch the link w/ the whole list so I’m not sure if these made the cut (woooo!), but here are some I enjoy:
*banana boat
*snake pit
*baby cave
*Sultan of Slit (for all you baseball fans)
*Garden of Eatin’
*nilly
*magic middle (anyone remember the Keebler cookies, Magic Middles?)
*cum dumpster
*spooge sponge
*human hand puppet
*the lunchbox
I did catch Count Flapula on the You Tube vid. SO going into my repertoire! I LOVE IT!
SavageLettuce | Dec 27, 2007 | Reply
That was like a great PSA. Interestingly enough a promo for Girls Gone Wild came on after… how… relevant?
hkmusician | Jan 6, 2008 | Reply